JOKES :
Cross the Road... Chicken Keeps Going
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
Cross the Road... Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken
Cross the Road... Forgetful Chicken
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Cross the Road... One-Handed Man
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Cross the Road... Redneck
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
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